Prius

Disclaimer: Prius is one the best cars out there :D
Idea by @purnateja

I have started a band..

I call it "Dra Bay". 

I designed posters already.

Here is slightly more confusing one.

and I even have "celebrity" endorsements

The only thing left to do is hire a vocalist, guitarist, drummer, keyboard player, bassist and a manager.

Everything else is done.

Edit: Other band names that we considered and did not choose are listed here.

You can pick one and start a band.

"Hall Cut"

"Padpo Sea"

"All All Topy"

"Gob All"

Pirate band - "Duck Aar!"

and so on..

Allah Ke Bande Hasde..

"♫♪ Oh mere mortal, keep smiling... keep smiling I say.. Keep smiling! ♫♪♪"

"♫ ♪ Whatever happens tomorrow will come I say.. Tomorrow will come... ♫♪"

Flawed Lyrics. Flawed Logic. Q.E.D.

Bloody In-Jokes!

Morning Glory

Things I do after waking up.

P.S: The error you see in the legend is intentional.

If you do this in Desi Bazaars, I HATE YOU.

Dear Desi Junta,

If you do any of the following in Desi Bazaars (Indian Grocery Stores. Especially in the SF Bay Area), I HATE YOU.

1. Breaking every single Okra and throwing the ones you did not like back into the basket.

Please to understand that people behind you are human and do not necessarily share the love you have for your contagious disease.

2. Blocking the already clogged and crowded lanes to discuss random things and going on with it like there is no tomorrow without any concern for people behind you.

Please to note that unlike you, people have more important things to do in life than to wait for you to move

3. Sneaking underneath my arm to reach something that is in front of me instead of waiting for 10 seconds for me to move.

Please to note that doing this is outright creepy and twisted.

We can be friends when you stop doing these.

Yours faithfully,
Devadutta

This is how North Indians see South India..

..and they think the only language we speak in south India is Tamil.

Which, needless to say, makes us (Bangaloreans) furious.

So, to not to be left behind on the stereotyping bandwagon, We Bangaloreans have our own way of looking at North India.

Even though we have learned Hindi till 10th Standard and know more pure Hindi words than an average Hindi speaker;

Even though we have mugged lessons from Indian geography until we started seeing nightmares with monsters named after Indian states;

Even though we listen to more Hindi music than Kannada music,

This is how we view "North India"

How a Bangalorean sees North India..

P.S: Take this with a grain of salt. A lot more of it, actually. :)

Before you send hate mails and comments, please realize this is just a JOKE. That's what it means when someone tells you to take something "with a grain of salt".

Disclaimer: This post is intended to be a joke, DO NOT take it seriously. KTHXBAI