Here is how you do it.
1. Start cooking and have really little time to do it. Now having very little time to do it is really important.
2. Yearn for tasty food. Now, all parts of 1 & 2 are desperately important. So, do not ignore.
3. Since you have really little time to cook and you are yearning for good taste, start mixing and matching whatever you have. For instance, mix crackers, chutney pudi, curds and whole grain bread in potato salad and choclate syrup.
4. Start eating.
5. Do this for a week and you will slowly realize that your tongue is going numb.
6. Ta da!!
Note to self: I still can jump!! more later.