Carpentry Skillz.. I has dem

I just swung my magic hammer and this

magically turned into this (note: I have managed to capture the magical transition on camera)

Here is another view after the glow faded

Posted at 4:11am. Reasons in the post below.
p.s: Blogger does not work properly on Chrome. Talk about irony.

Update:

Hema: whats the plate doing there?

devadutta: that's installed to ward off rouge wireless transmissions which unlawfully take over my cellphone when placed in the middle drawer

Hema: ?

i regret asking :P