If you do this in Desi Bazaars, I HATE YOU.

Dear Desi Junta,

If you do any of the following in Desi Bazaars (Indian Grocery Stores. Especially in the SF Bay Area), I HATE YOU.

1. Breaking every single Okra and throwing the ones you did not like back into the basket.

Please to understand that people behind you are human and do not necessarily share the love you have for your contagious disease.

2. Blocking the already clogged and crowded lanes to discuss random things and going on with it like there is no tomorrow without any concern for people behind you.

Please to note that unlike you, people have more important things to do in life than to wait for you to move

3. Sneaking underneath my arm to reach something that is in front of me instead of waiting for 10 seconds for me to move.

Please to note that doing this is outright creepy and twisted.

We can be friends when you stop doing these.

Yours faithfully,
Devadutta